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/ One promising concept that I came up \
| with right away was that you could |
| manufacture personal air bags, then get |
| a law passed requiring that they be |
| installed on congressmen to keep them |
| from taking trips. Let's say your |
| congressman was trying to travel to |
| Paris to do a fact-finding study on how |
| the French government handles diseases |
| transmitted by sherbet. Just when he |
| got to the plane, his mandatory air |
| bag, strapped around his waist, would |
| inflate -- FWWAAAAAAPPPP -- thus |
| rendering him too large to fit through |
| the plane door. It could also be rigged |
| to inflate whenever the congressman |
| proposed a law. ("Mr. Speaker, people |
| ask me, why should October be |
| designated as Cuticle Inspection Month? |
| And I answer that FWWAAAAAAPPPP.") This |
| would save millions of dollars, so I |
| have no doubt that the public would |
| violently support a law requiring |
| airbags on congressmen. The problem is |
| that your potential market is very |
| small: there are only around 500 |
| members of Congress, and some of them, |
| such as House Speaker "Tip" O'Neil, are |
| already too large to fit on normal |
| aircraft. |
| |
| -- Dave Barry, "'Mister Mediocre' |
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