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JACK AND THE BEANSTACK
by Mark Isaak
Long ago, in a finite state far away, there lived a JOVIAL
character named Jack. Jack and his relations were poor. Often
their hash table was bare. One day Jack's parent said to him,
"Our matrices are sparse. You must go to the market to exchange
our RAM for some BASICs." She compiled a linked list of items to
retrieve and passed it to him.
So Jack set out. But as he was walking along a Hamilton
path,
he met the traveling salesman.
"Whither dost thy flow chart take thou?" prompted the
salesman
in high-level language.
"I'm going to the market to exchange this RAM for some chips
and Apples," commented Jack.
"I have a much better algorithm. You needn't join a queue
there; I will swap your RAM for these magic kernels now."
Jack made the trade, then backtracked to his house. But when
he told his busy-waiting parent of the deal, she became so angry
she started thrashing.
"Don't you even have any artificial intelligence? All these
kernels together hardly make up one byte," and she popped them out
the window ...
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