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Subj: GNU FORTUNA 06 12
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ESTACION DE PACKET RADIO - BUENOS AIRES (GF05OM)
BOLETINES INFORMATIVOS PROGRAMADOS (BIP)
CASTILLOEDUARDO@OUTLOOK.COM.AR
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/ Here is a simple experiment that will \
| teach you an important electrical |
| lesson: On a cool, dry day, scuff your |
| feet along a carpet, then reach your |
| hand into a friend's mouth and touch |
| one of his dental fillings. Did you |
| notice how your friend twitched |
| violently and cried out in pain? This |
| teaches us that electricity can be a |
| very powerful force, but we must never |
| use it to hurt others unless we need to |
| learn an important electrical lesson. |
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| It also teaches us how an electrical |
| circuit works. When you scuffed your |
| feet, you picked up batches of |
| "electrons", which are very small |
| objects that carpet manufacturers weave |
| into carpets so they will attract dirt. |
| The electrons travel through your |
| bloodstream and collect in your finger, |
| where they form a spark that leaps to |
| your friend's filling, then travels |
| down to his feet and back into the |
| carpet, thus completing the circuit. |
| |
| Amazing Electronic Fact: If you scuffed |
| your feet long enough without touching |
| anything, you would build up so many |
| electrons that your finger would |
| explode! But this is nothing to worry |
| about unless you have carpeting. |
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\ -- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?" /
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