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Subj: GNU FORTUNA 09 07
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ESTACION DE PACKET RADIO - BUENOS AIRES (GF05OM)
BOLETINES INFORMATIVOS PROGRAMADOS (BIP)
SLACKWARE LINUX - HELLOCODELINUX@GMAIL.COM
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/ Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear \
| Existence (1) Never use an elevator in |
| a building that has been hit by a |
| nuclear |
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| bomb; use the stairs. (2) When you're |
| flying through the air, remember to |
| roll when you hit |
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| the ground. (3) If you're on fire, |
| avoid gasoline and other flammable |
| materials. (4) Don't attempt |
| communication with dead people; it will |
| only lead to |
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| psychological problems. (5) Food will |
| be scarce; you will have to scavenge. |
| Learn to |
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| recognize foods that will be available |
| after the bomb: mashed |
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| potatoes, shredded wheat, tossed salad, |
| ground beef, etc. (6) Put your hand |
| over your mouth when you sneeze; |
| internal organs |
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| will be scarce in the post-nuclear age. |
| (7) Try to be neat; fall only in |
| designated piles. (8) Drive carefully |
| in "Heavy Fallout" areas; people could |
| be |
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| staggering illegally. (9) |
| Nutritionally, hundred dollar bills are |
| equal to ones, but more |
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| sanitary due to limited circulation. |
| (10) Accumulate mannequins now; spare |
| parts will be in short supply on |
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\ D-Day. /
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The chief enemy of creativity is "good" sense
-- Picasso
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