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W1VCM > HUMOR 13.08.17 17:20l 39 Lines 794 Bytes #999 (0) @ WW
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Subj: Some aircraft skwaks I've read
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From: W1VCM@W1EDH.CT.USA.NOAM
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Skwak sheets are communications between pilots and maint crews. Here are some that I remember off the top of my head.
P = Pilot
M = Maint Engineer
P: AUTOLAND IS VERY ROUGH
M: AUTOLAND NOT INSTALLED ON THIS AIRCRAFT
P: NUMBER 3 ENGINE MISSING
M: NUMBER 3 ENGINE FOUND AFTER BRIEF SEARCH
P: MAIN GEAR NOT RETRACTING ALL THE WAY
M: UNABLE TO REPRODUCE ON GROUND
P: SOMETHING LOOSE IN COCKPIT
M: SOMETHING TIGHTENED IN COCKPIT
P: DEAD BUGS ON WINDSHIELD
M: LIVE BUGS ON ORDER
P: DME VOLUME UNBELIEVABLLY LOUD
M: DME VOLUME REDUCED TO MOR BELIEVABLE LEVEL
P: MOUSE FOUND IN THE COCKPIT
M: CAT INSTALLED
P: PLANE ACTING FUNNY
M: PLANE TOLD TO STRAIGHTEN UP, FLY RIGHT, AND TAKE JOB SERIOUSLY
I still laugh when I read them.
73
Chris
N1WKO
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